Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

Surprise coffee dates is like a small act of kindness that keeps my smile until night comes. As someone who repays kindness, a bloke who does that for me always have a warm cozy night he gets to experience from this sexy lady.

I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

I got divorced rather early and swore never to remarry. I have been in a few serious relationships, turns out I'm a "no strings attached" kind of gal. I flirt around and feel delighted when young men flirt back. I even like the way the word "ma'am" f...

I am a spontaneous lass who loves taking on adventures and living in the spur of the moment. But when someone becomes interested in me, I tend to become a little shy but affectionate at the same time. I am an open-minded girl who wants to have conver...

I want to be honest here. I'm mad about foreplay that lasts for hours. And if there's one secret I shouldn't tell you, but I will, it's the fact that during the last stage of a foreplay, I like a lollipop to play with my fanny.