"I'm proud to say that I can do the things that normal lasses can't do or are disgusted to do: 1. I can lick cum that dripped onto the floor. 2. I swallow men's hot cream, for it's delicious and healthy."

Candy floss has always been my favoured sweet. Some would even say that it explains why I taste sweet as well. From kisses to my sopping kitty, I've been told that I am a delightful treat. Age aside, I can say that pleasure is a guarantee too.

Not the type to turn away the chance to get to know a stranger better. I'm a tad chatty if I do say so myself, but I hope no one minds. I'd like to learn about other people and what their perspective in life is. Maybe get to know each other intimatel...

I don't go to pubs on the weekends. I've received enough alcohol to keep me going, so I'll never be in nice places to have a drink. If I go out, that's because my appetite for food is nudging me to try new dishes in restaurants nearby.

Never got married nor had kids because I couldn't fathom getting tied down in that way. I am a free spirit who loves to do whatever or whomever I want. I've been told that older women like me are better at shagging than the young ones, but maybe that...

It's been years since I cum hard. I tried so many times to make myself experience orgasm, but I miserably failed. I even tried doing it with different toys, but still, I am denied the ecstatic feeling of sexual pleasure. I think it's time to recruit...