I am the kind of woman that you can bring home to introduce to your parents or to get-together with your friends. I’m not bragging or anything but I have the best qualities that a good lady is expected to possess. If you still can’t see that, how...

Some ladies are only here for fun while others are seeking something more serious such as relationships. And to tell you frankly, I am one of those ladies who only came here for fun and nothing else. So, if there's a lad here who's interested in lett...

I enjoy having my baps fondled. Even when I'm on my own, I tend to play with them and pinch my peaks with my fingers. Not one of my neighbours is going to mind it when I moan too loudly, they wouldn't think that a sweet old lady would be up to no goo...

Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.

If I am to choose between receiving flowers and receiving a hard knob with baby batter, I think I will immediately choose the latter. Actually, I am the kind of lady who is not romantic and who is not fond of mushy things so it wouldn't make sense if...

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?