Most women my age would be staying indoors during the weekends instead of going out to pubs and partying, I do the latter. Aside from prowling on the street in search of a pint, I seek out blokes who like to have fun with more mature women. Not the c...

It has been several weeks since I touched myself and I am feeling a bit sad already. I touch and play with myself almost every day and that's why I am quite frustrated right now. I don't know what happened but I am guessing that I do not have the mot...

I can't figure out why ladies rebel against me. Is it because I'm flirtatious, good-looking, can maintain a sexy summer figure and men always get paralyzed whenever I wink at them with my sensual glimpse?

I want to escape the real world, and go to a different world where flirting and having sex is not seen as immoral. I'd be chuffed if a bloke can lick my arse any time or if he can drink from my strawberry creams.

Here's the thing, I am a fan of one night stands but I only do it with lads who truly deserve to have a night with me. If you're wondering how I decide if a lad is deserving or not, I suggest that you send me a message and I'll tell you about it. If ...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?