Haven't had sex for a few months now because I was trying to heal from a broken heart. Now that I've moved on, my sexy cunt urges me to get off again. My cunt is waiting for a big knob to rip my pussy apart.

I live alone nowadays, divorced and my son is already in university to finish his degree. Now what activities can I occupy myself with? I would often spend hours watching pornographic films, I am rather fond of the homemade ones rather than those scr...

Whenever I shower, I can't resist giving my baps a cheeky squeeze or my cunt a teasing caress. It would be more preferable if it were a bloke's rough hands running up and down my wrinkled yet supple body. Massaging and groping me until I'm putty in t...

The process of making a full English breakfast is therapeutic for me. It brings me joy like no other, I take my time and savour the flavours rather than eat like a rabid dog. I have always kept my poise unless it's behind closed bedroom doors.

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to set him as the default browser, then you don't have the right to be a pussy and not do the same thing with me. Don't hesitate to send me a message because it's the only way you will know if I like yo...

I have a soothing voice that'll make you like me even more. I have been DJing in the past, so that has enhanced the way I speak. If there's another info you should know about me is that my pussy is as tantalising as my voice.