Chilling would mean smutty films and a cheap yet good quality bottle of red wine. When I get tired of watching, I'd turn to playing with my kitty because I know I'm going to be randy as hell. My fingers slip in easily.

I wouldn't deny the fact that I've been shagged by hundreds of men since time immemorial. My cunt is not that tight as enormous penises have ripped me apart. So I'm in search of a man who'll accept me for who I am.

I have found that younger blokes are more open to using sex toys while shagging and that is delightful news! I am fond of experimenting and want a partner who is open to do anything. I have a drawer full of toys that I am gagging to try out.

If I'm not walking around the house naked, I'm definitely wearing my jumper while spreading my legs wide open. Despite my old age, I still feel randy most of the time, so expect my mornings to be scrummy as I use my sex toys.

The rain leads me to a time when I was an innocent, playful kid who loved soaking in the rain. If I could choose where to have the next place for a nice sex, I'd want it in a park while the rain is pouring down.

I want to give a bloke a blowjob while they're talking to someone on the phone. Or maybe while they're on a conference call with their boss and I sneak under their desk to give them a good sucking. I want to see how good they are at acting like every...