Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

The best way to make a hot and sexy lady such as myself fall for you is by bombarding me with sweet and thoughtful messages. I don't give a fuck if they make me cringe. I just want someone to send me something.

As I was writing this, I felt pitiful for myself. I mean, I never thought of doing this, but my life right now doesn't allow me to go out and mingle with hot singles. I think this is the easiest and most convenient way to have some dick, especially w...

I love food, and one of my favorite food is something long. Yes, what can you read is real I want something long to eat. Also in sex, I want first to suck my partner dick before he starts to bump me. Chat me if you have a long weapon.

Build sexual tension. That's the very first thing I love a man to do for me. I want to feel that we have sexual connection before we start kissing and touching each other. A strong chemistry should be present in all of my sex affairs.

People know me as a young lady who is very determined in life. I make sure to do everything that I can just to get what I want. So, if I tell you that I want your cock, I am sure as hell that I am going to get it no matter what.