I may not be one of the young lasses you've known in the past, but what makes me different is I know how to give the best jobby to make you beg for more. I can turn into a slag you'll be mad about in bed.

I can be the most gentle lady who'll be by your side when you feel blue. I can be the best cook who'll prepare scrummy dishes that suit your tastebuds. But... I can also be the wildest lady when you need to have a release.

Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

A whore in the sheets but a lady on the streets. Seeing the expressions of blokes when I give them a sneak peek of what's under (or what I'm not wearing under) my skirt is just priceless. The way lust takes over after the surprise is just delightful ...

I am not the type of person who will only use a man for sex. I am quite an endearing lady. After I drain your balls, I'll whip something up to fill your stomach. It's a give and take kind of relationship, in which you fill me up with your cum and I w...

I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.