Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

It has been an exciting and challenging roller coaster ride for me ever since I started chatting with random men online. Some men are decent and great while others tend to be nothing but total assholes. So tell me, which kind of man are you?

I'm cooperative. Oh! What a dull way to describe myself. Let me add a twist. I'm a submissive ice cream that'll melt in your mouth. All your hear is me whispering your name while gasping and moaning because of the great sensation it brings me.

I am a cute and innocent lass who is born with a very dirty mind. I am the kind of lass who is always ready to tease and please. I will make sure to drive you insane with my sexy and juicy body. Just make sure that you’re not a drama king, an atten...

Dreary weather is the perfect time to stay in and wank as much as I want to. Preferably with a buff lad who can guide me on how I should touch myself and when I'm allowed to cum. That'll make the coldness go away in an instant.

My flat is cold, so to make my bed warm, I lie in bed and stimulate myself. I have a lot of juices in my fanny, so I squirt a lot. After I cum, I have to change the covers of my bed. You might think that I sleep after that. You're wrong. I continue t...