I grew up reading or listening to fairytales which may explain why I had high standards when I started dating blokes. These days I just want to have a dick in my sopping quim as much as I can. Not that I lowered my standards, more of being realistic.

Just relax while chatting with me. You don't need to pressure yourself in planning things just to impress. We should just go with the flow of our conversation. Our chats will never be boring as long as we have matching brainwaves. Let us enjoy our ta...

Finding a man who can make a woman throughout her life only occurs in fairy tales. There is no such thing as living happily ever after in real life. I know this for a fact, so I will not waste my time looking for someone who can be with me until my l...

I don't plan on stopping myself from having fun any time soon. Yes, I am aware of my age, but then again why wouldn't I enjoy the opportunities that come my way? Especially of the naughty kind that would leave me panting and feeling good about myself...

I live a fabulous lifestyle by working hard and reaping what I sow. I think it's time that I get the pampering I deserve by shagging the fittest gent I can find. Oh the delicious things I have planned. I can almost taste it, yet still waiting for the...

I go on benders during the first weekend of the month and never missed it ever since it started. I can still hold my drink in and keep up with the energetic lads-- we be fucking in one of the pub's bathroom stalls. I don't look my age and I plan to t...