I'm a free-spirited dame who has a profound understanding of life itself. My mature state of mind helps me avoid getting annoyed by silly circumstances that get in my way of getting work done and reaching my dream.

Love is all about taking care of each other. My life is already busy as is. I don't have the time or energy to take care of another person. As such, I am not here for love. I just want to have a bloke who can chat with me when I am bored. Let us have...

Not that person who steals her partner's food when she couldn't decide what to order. Well, sometimes I do, but I don't proceed to eat all of the food he ordered. When I do reach for his food, it's to have a taste of it and decide if I want it too.

"If you're the one who misunderstands what people say, don't try messaging me. If you're that chap who doesn't get offended by a little joke and stuffs like that, we're a match. Say hi so I know you exist."

Truth be told, I think I am a little too old to be trying out things like this. However, I have no other choice because going out and picking up MILF-lovers at the pub or bar is getting more difficult.

When I was younger, I used to believe in fairytales and happy endings wherein I get to find a guy who can be my prince charming. But as time passed by and as I grew older, I learned that fairytales are full of bullshit. If you think the same way as m...