One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

If you are looking for a simple fling with no strings attached, then I am the perfect lady for you. Please set aside my age, and focus on my hot and irresistible body. I am still pretty sexy regardless of my age. I know you want to have a taste of th...

My pussy is becoming a bit dry from all the waiting. I think it's time to up my game and change the pace. I never thought I would be actively seeking out a fit stud, but I have no other choice. This cunt will not fuck itself, so I need a lad to do it...

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

A woman who loves to read erotic novels for fun. All my fantasies stem from the things I read. I loved the Fifty Shades series. I am looking for my Mr Grey. You don't need to have your own dungeon room. It is enough that you can treat me the same wa...

Finding a man who can make a woman throughout her life only occurs in fairy tales. There is no such thing as living happily ever after in real life. I know this for a fact, so I will not waste my time looking for someone who can be with me until my l...