Took me a lot of courage to get back onto finding a partner to be with this late, so I would love to not be disappointed. Of course flirting is a dance that needs to be learnt and I'm a very diligent student. Do I get plus points if I say I'm good at...

For me, the best way to get the attention of a lady you like is by sending her something sweet and funny. There's no better lad than someone who can make a woman blush and laugh. I am looking for that kind of lad.

I love food, and one of my favorite food is something long. Yes, what can you read is real I want something long to eat. Also in sex, I want first to suck my partner dick before he starts to bump me. Chat me if you have a long weapon.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

It blows me away looking at someone wanking. I could feel that there's this force pushing me and telling me to suck this bloke's penis like a slag. It feels so good sucking his penis down my throat and taking every liquid as he moans.

Snogging and having a leg over in the car while a lovely music is on sends me on cloud 9. It's what I call the feeling of reaching ecstasy - that moment when I forget who I am and I just want to have more.