Flowers and sweets are nice, but I would rather receive the best fucking shagging experience there is with a fit young bloke. I don't want to waste my time imagining the things I might miss out just because of my age.

I hate people who badmouth others, but I do enjoy stabbing others in the back. You might see as a hypocrite because of that, but I don't give a fuck. If you don't want me to backstab you, then you better face me every time.

I may not be as beautiful as I was once, but I am still pretty young-looking for my age. I know that there are a lot of ladies out there prettier than me, but are they hornier than me? Looks don't matter anymore when you're old. Experience and skills...

If you are wondering what an old lady is doing here, then let me tell you up straight. Despite my age, I still have needs that can only be provided by a lad with a big and hard cock. Stop questioning my motives, and just fuck my horny body already.

Stress from my work has made me always on edge and angry. I have this difficulty of defusing my emotiong using usual methods to have fun. It seems that drinking and shagging is the only thing that helps me relieve this stress. Do you think you can be...

Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.