I am a big fan of pirate shows. I fall in love with pirates primarily because of Johnny Depp's Jack Sparrow. It might be weird, but Captain Jack became my standard when it comes to guys I want to fuck. If you think you are like the crazy captain, eve...

I am a very very naughty woman. Even at work, all I can think about is something erotic. I want a man who will explore all the kinks not the usual boring shagging that any lad can do. If you think you are up for the challenge, then feel free to hit m...

My only addiction in life is buying things for myself. I hate to admit it, but I am a total addict when it comes to shopping. It doesn't matter if it's online shopping or in the mall. I will buy things to my heart's content. If you can handle my seem...

Going to the beach when the weather is no longer insufferable makes me feel most alive. It gives me the chance to flaunt the curves I still have despite my age, I do work hard to maintain it! And when I get lucky, I get to shag a gent in one of the c...

Eggs, sausages, fried bread: these are my favorite breakfast. I love them so much my friends wonder if I have plans of having a different breakfast. My answer is no. These three represent three things in my life, but they're a bit naughty; it makes m...

A lass like me is in need of a man who can fulfill all my carnal desires and fantasies. I don't want a man who is all mouth and trousers. I don't want someone who is only good at words but never in actions. Instead, I want a man who has what it takes...