I don't like people to notice me just because I use some sweet words and sound like an ass kisser! I don't try to please people, and I hate that. I'm here to look for a man who thinks like me. Could it be you? But, you also have to be nice if you wan...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Water Sex. I've never tried this kind of sex. I didn't even think about it. It never crossed my mind until I watch a YouTuber talking about it, and I was like, "Why haven't I thought of it? It must have been electrifying."

Make sure you can give me the pleasure and satisfaction I desire before you send me a message. I am often lazy to reply, so it may take me a long time to message you. However, I will happily have a conversation with you if you prove to me that you ha...

The intense feeling of having someone to talk to when I'm feeling horny never fails to make me cum. I am a lady who is easily pleased. All you need to do is throw some sweet words and naughty innuendos on my way and I'll be dripping wet in no time.

Let’s get awkward things out of the way first. I am not here because I want to meet someone who will spend the rest of his life with me. I only want one thing, and that’s a lad who I can snuggle with every time the weather is parky.