My favourite gesture is when a lad kisses me behind the lugholes. It is bleedin' intimate and cute. Makes a bint have butterflies in her stomach. I just want a man who will do that to me and more. All I have at the moment is my hotdog pillow.

I'm a sweet, honest, caring, and funny lady. Plus I'm also incredibly romantic that I go the extra mile to prove how much a man means to me. I believe that if it's worth it, you gotta work hard for it.

I'm one call away even if it's inconvenient for me, so I'm looking for a man who'll do the same for me. I appreciate someone who's there when the shelf is too high for me to reach or when I'm trapped under a bookcase.

Do you want to have some fun with me? Drop by my inbox if you do. I am fully capable of giving you the satisfaction you desire. My dirty mind can tease you until you can't resist the temptation of busting a nut for me. You are free to try out my bran...

I'm the type of lass who enjoys long and tight hugs but to be honest, I'm not here for those. The only reason why I'm here is that I want to find someone who can talk dirty with me as I wank using my precious vibrator.

I got roped into getting married at a young age with a boring bloke who only knew how to fuck in missionary. He couldn't even keep himself stiff enough to finish me off. Now that I've left that miserable bloke, I am looking forward to taking back the...