When I say I want dessert, it would usually involve a schlong with whipped cream at the top. It can get messy but I love cleaning up as much as I can with my tongue and mouth. As a reward after, I get to ride it like I did in the prime of my youth.

When I hit the big "five-o", I was determined to not let it get to me. Divorced my sodding husband, moved into my own flat, and got myself in the best shape I can. Now years after, I am ready to take on the task of shagging all the interested lads th...

Have fun with this woman of substance. Jackhammer her as if she's the brightest star in the cosmos. Don't let her think that she's in the autumn of her life. Whisper nice words in her ear. She'll definitely be in bliss.

I still go out and grab a pint at the pub every now and then, I may be old but that doesn't mean that I'm gonna coop myself up in my flat. I'd even flirt with a few blokes when they come my way too, they'd even buy me a drink or two.

Overall, I've been living a marvellous life. The only thing missing is a lad that would treat me right when the night falls. I'm not getting any younger, yet my randiness did not decrease even the slightest bit. I'd even go as far to say that I am ga...

My teenage years are undoubtedly the greatest moments of my life. My beauty knows no bounds that time, and I always have the boys at our school wanting to get to know me. I can't help but smile as I remember those glorious days. If only I could bring...