My self summary: A lass who walks her dog every morning, cooks her own food, works in front of her laptop because she's a designer. That's me by day. Nighttime is different. I go on a pub crawl to get tipsy.

I am a newbie to this kind of stuff. So please be patient with me because I don’t really know what to expect. If you have interesting and embarrassing stories about online dating that you want to share, feel free to message me. That would be a grea...

A party gal who has plenty of talents, including the capacity to drink any bloke under the table. I grew up being very competitive and tend to throw a tantrum if I fail. Which is why I always strive to be the best in anything that I do.

It's been years since I cum hard. I tried so many times to make myself experience orgasm, but I miserably failed. I even tried doing it with different toys, but still, I am denied the ecstatic feeling of sexual pleasure. I think it's time to recruit...

I grew up reading or listening to fairytales which may explain why I had high standards when I started dating blokes. These days I just want to have a dick in my sopping quim as much as I can. Not that I lowered my standards, more of being realistic.

Dae ye fancy orders? I fancy being in control and taking charge in wanking chariot. I can drive and ride ye till ye cum or make noises. My touch can be stimulating and relaxing. Just finding the man who can be a true pleaser.