I don't need a lad who can solve my problems and change my life for the better. All I need is someone who will not be the cause of new problems. My life is going fine and dandy right now. I want to find someone who can add some excitement and adventu...

A simple lass who's into lads who possess excellent skills in bed. Here's the thing, I am already tired of taking charge in bed so I am looking for a man who's going to want to take up the reins whenever he's in bed with me.

Having a circle of friends is very important, but what's more essential to me is having a great shot-term relationships with blokes who are as randy as I am. Sex is after all the epitome of a perfect life.

I bloody want my bloke to be from Star Wars, a Jedi-Knight-type with a stiff and deadly lightsaber we can toy together with by midnight. I always get a legendary Yoda-kind-of bloke. Green and little. I'm gonna tell yeh I'm far from being chuffed abou...

Being in a relationship is not easy peasy. That's why I decided to refrain from being involved in relationships. With that, all I want right now is to search for a bloke who is willing to flirt and to get dirty with me all night long.

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.