Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

I'm a modest lass, but that doesn't mean that we can't have fun. We can say dirty and silly things to each other to have fun memories before we sleep. There's only one thing you can never do - it's farting in front of me. Do that, and you won't have ...

I'm here to find a mature bloke who can give me the most unforgettable dirty conversation that I will ever have in my life. So, if you are a fantastic dirty talker, hit me up already, and let's get started. I am confident to say that you'll have a gr...

I did not come here to have something serious or romantic with any of the fine lads here. What I came here for is something more interesting and exciting. So, the only reason why I came here is to search for a dishy lad who wouldn't mind if I become ...

The time has come for me to finally get out of my comfort zone and do something I've never done before. I had been content with having romantic sex that I didn't have a chance to be bolder than one would imagine.