What I can tell you about me is that I'm not the type of partner who would let you starve from food or maybe from sex. I will do my best to cook for you when your stomach is growling and to fuck with you when your knob is throbbing.

I get off at weekends when I'm wasted. It makes getting off more exciting. When I'm hammered, smashed, plastered, I do stuffs that make blokes go mad. Some I don't remember, they just tell me in the morning and they say they love it.

What would be the best position to fuck on a sofa? My ex-husband always insisted that we do it on a proper bed, stuck to just missionary position, and never mind foreplay--it was non-existent. I'm looking for a young bloke who's not as boring as tap ...

One thing you need to know about me before sending me a message is I am a total snob. I don't reply much to guys I don't find appealing. You don't need to do anything grand just to get my attention. All I want from a man is complete honesty whether h...

Receiving steamy messages is the best part of the day. Reading them after a trying day at work is just lovely. Settling down in bed and prepping myself for a cheeky night that would hopefully end with me creaming all over my fingers or toys.

I am a naughty granny who's been craving for a big cock to fuck me hard. I hope there's a young lad here who can help quench my thirst for huge dicks. It would be great if he can spread my old cunt and fill me with cum.