What I love the most about chatting with strangers online is that I become overly satisfied, making me have wet dreams for consecutive nights. Another reason is that the dildoes and my fingers can take turns in giving me an awesome sex experience.

Board games, anyone? My top 2 are chess and scrabble. Doesn't fancy monopoly and trivial pursuit that much. I love the top 2 as they stimulate my thinking. When playing chess, I'm in bliss when the king captures me. As for scrabble, naughty words are...

To nick a kiss is one skill I'd like to be good at. I'm the type of lady who's impatient. I don't like waiting in vain for a man to initiate something sexual. If I want something, I make sure that I get it regardless of the price that I have to pay.

When I hit the big "five-o", I was determined to not let it get to me. Divorced my sodding husband, moved into my own flat, and got myself in the best shape I can. Now years after, I am ready to take on the task of shagging all the interested lads th...

I am the type of lady that you will not get with sweet words. I don't know if there's something wrong with me, but I hate it when men try to flirt with me using corny jokes or thoughtful words. I want to be teased hard. Tell me what you will do when ...

I value comfort over being fashionable. I'd often be found in my flat wearing nothing but a white shirt and thigh high socks. I stay in rather than go out and party. Heavy snogging on the couch over uncomfortable groping in a bathroom stall.