When I'm not in pubs drinking... When I'm not in a restaurant eating... When I'm not in a coffee shop enjoying the taste of a freshly brewed coffee... There's one place where you can find me. In my Bedroom.

Truth be told, I think I am a little too old to be trying out things like this. However, I have no other choice because going out and picking up MILF-lovers at the pub or bar is getting more difficult.

I'm trying my best to live my remaining years to the fullest. No one knows when they'll pop the clog. My life can last for a few more years or up to a decade. As such, I would like to enjoy every bit of pleasure I can get.

Here's a fact about me: I am a sucker for lads who are tall, handsome, and who has six-pack abs. Once I lay my eyes on those lads, I get really horny that's why my hand automatically reaches down to my fanny.

All of my stuffs are pink. Ooops! Don't scoff at me. ;-) I know you have your favourite colour too. Tell me about it. I'm a great listener, and it interests me to learn weird/funny/new facts from a stranger.

I hate to admit, but I think Father Time is slowly catching up on me. I am not getting younger, and I need to find someone who will be with me for the rest of my life. However, it would be a waste if I can't use this hot body at its peak. I would lik...