Leave me speechless. Fill this empty hollow. Light my core with your scorching desire. Literally, take me to heaven. I want to feel how it is to be pounded hard by a stranger. Keep going until the moon shines down on us.

Whenever I shower, I can't resist giving my baps a cheeky squeeze or my cunt a teasing caress. It would be more preferable if it were a bloke's rough hands running up and down my wrinkled yet supple body. Massaging and groping me until I'm putty in t...

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.

My big knockers never failed me when it comes to pulling lads. Since I've had them as a teen, it was easy to find a bloke who'd want a quick snog or shag. Now it gets me the chance to have fun in the bedroom despite how old I already am.

I am a perfectionist. I always try to do everything in the most perfect way that I could think of. I just love it when things go according to plan. Now the only thing that is missing is a bloke who can initiate all my dirty master plan on having fun ...