Most people who know me would say I'm caring and passionate. The last word only happens in bed. I'm a passionate kisser, and my kisses make something erect topped with oozing hot cream, and the best thing about it? It's scrummy, and it's free. Someti...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I'm not interested to have a shag with a nice bloke or with the most handsome one. I have vibrators and many other sex toys to keep me happy all the time. What I fancy is a nice chat where we can both laugh and share even the dirtiest secret we have.

I have wasted so many years in bad relationships, so I'm looking for a stable one for once. I'm not into the player-type whatsoever. I'm faithful so, I want that in return. It takes time to build something good, but I'm willing to take that time if i...

My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking 4 is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's be...

My I.Q. is off the charts, I have the brainpower to build a craft that could fly myself and a significant other to the moon and back! If interested, you are free to message me!